Doesn't the USA need Winston Churchill right about now?

I'd say Britain needs him, but unfortunately he'd be called a racist and Islamaphobe, so he would be of no benifit in this time frame.

I thought mr. Cheese puff was supposed to be the second coming of the messiah?

parts of him... we needs parts of him.

USA needs Roosevelt

Read some of the things he said about people of color and you'd realize we already have too much of that attitude here.

He would be pretty darn beneficial to the world right about now.

You mean someone who bombs and kills civilians like in Dresden and the Indian Famine?

No. He was an awful man.

I'm just glad we're rid of the pussy with dumbo ears.