Which is the best spoof political profile on SW?

@USAalltheway: I am an ordinary American.

Good, I'm glad to hear you voted for Trump.

@USAalltheway: I marched to the polling booth and put a tick in that box.

@USAalltheway: Voting for Trump would make you an unusual American. He won a minority of the vote.

@windinhishair: But if Trump didn't win the election then why is the the president? Checkmate, liberal.

@USAalltheway: Forgot how the Electoral College works already? It has only been about 8 months. Elected fair and square by a minority of Americans. If you voted for Trump, that makes you unusual and the ordinary Americans those who voted against him. Checkmate back.

But if Trump didn't win the election then why is the the president? Checkmate, liberal.

@USAalltheway: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Checkmate.

So in other words you're a liberal.

@USAalltheway: So in other words you are a spoof?

I'm not a spoof. I'm just an ordinary American who posts ordinary American stuff. If you don't get it, it's probably because you're a out-of-touch ivory league liberal.

@USAalltheway: Do Ivory League liberals go to White Colleges? Where do spoofs go to school? Do they even go to school? I went to school with the Secretary of State Rex Tillerson. Is he a liberal?

He wanted us to stay in the Paris deal so yeah. If he wasn't a liberal then he'd know global warming is a French hoax by the Chinese. I guess he gets all his information from politicians. He should try listening to Trump for a change.

Trump is a Russian hoax by the Chechnyans. He doesn't exist.
All spoofs know that. You must be getting your information from other spoofs.

That's what all the liberals say.

@USAalltheway: Only a spoof can believe that Trump exists. Spoofs stick together.

You're just saying that because you're a liberal.

I'm just saying that because you're a spoof.

No, it's because you're a liberal.

If liberals go to Ivory League Schools, do spoofs go to Ebony League Schools?