PUTIN ANGRILY RESIGNS FROM TRUMP’S REËLECTION CAMPAIGN

MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—In a stunning rebuke of a former close political ally, Russian President Vladimir Putin on Wednesday angrily resigned from Donald Trump’s 2020 reëlection campaign.

The abrupt resignation sent shockwaves through the Trump reëlection organization, for which Putin had served as chairman.

Putin’s sudden departure, which he announced during a joint appearance with the United States Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson, appeared to catch the former ExxonMobil C.E.O. off guard.

“Given the recent actions of Donald Trump, I feel that I can no longer effectively serve as his campaign chairman,” Putin told reporters, while Tillerson looked on awkwardly.

In an unusually emotional comment by the Russian President, a visibly bitter Putin added, “I worked very hard on Trump’s 2016 campaign, and, at the end of the day, I have no more to show for it than Chris Christie does.”

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nedkelly · 61-69, M

NOT to worry and the democrats are still trying to find out why 55% of women voted for TRUMP. Simple they HATE Hillary and her dishonest ways

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that's not true Lol
You're being misleading

jackjjackson · 61-69, M

Absolutely Neddie.

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YOU'RE IN AUSTRALIA! WHY DO YOU CARE!?!?!

jackjjackson · 61-69, M

@badazzbasicbich:

He's a do gooder philanthropist?

nedkelly · 61-69, M

@badazzbasicbich: The WORLD does not want the likes of Hillary running all around the world kissing arses and promising the world when in fact even her own country hates her

jackjjackson · 61-69, M

@nedkelly:

You nailed it Neddie!

SW-User

@nedkelly: The majority of voters who voted...voted for her though so...what are you even saying? 🤣

nedkelly · 61-69, M

@badazzbasicbich: For months, the image of the Donald Trump’s supporter has been the face of an angry white man. But it was white women who pushed Trump to victory.

A night of shattered dreams: inside election day with Hillary Clinton

Rejecting the candidate who had aimed to be America’s first female president, 53% of white women voted for Trump, according to CNN exit polls.

jackjjackson · 61-69, M

@badazzbasicbich:

I think he said:

"NOT to worry and the democrats are still trying to find out why 55% of women voted for TRUMP. Simple they HATE Hillary and her dishonest ways"

The 55% fact checks lol.

SW-User

@nedkelly: WHITE women voted for Trump. The rest voted for Hillary. 97% of black women voted for Hillary. Same for other races.
Most uneducated white women voted for Trump though.

jackjjackson · 61-69, M

@nedkelly:

Nice analysis Neddie!

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@nedkelly: But still....the majority of voters who voted...voted for her. I'm black and I could care less what 55% of white women do tbfh. 🤣

nedkelly · 61-69, M

@badazzbasicbich: TRUMP President - Hillary LOST - FACT

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@nedkelly: okay...that doesn't stop the fact that there's an investigation of him cheating by colluding with russians to throw the election and there's evidence that's leaning towards this being true and also why he's always trying to prevent them from digging deeper into the investigation. He's a conman and he's just pillaging the US of it's money. I would say the american people have lost with him... Most likely by next year, those hard working, wanna have jobs trump supporters will be feeling it deeply in their pockets, he doesn't care about them... that's if he doesn't go to jail by then. 😊

nedkelly · 61-69, M

@badazzbasicbich: I am pleased that Hillary is as pure as SNOW WHITE

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@nedkelly:...okay? 😐

jackjjackson · 61-69, M

@badazzbasicbich:

😉😜

SW-User

@Jackjjacksonjr: um... Right... 🙄

jackjjackson · 61-69, M

@badazzbasicbich:

The good news is none of us is chinless Bashir Assad. Can you imagine actually being that jackass?

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@Jackjjacksonjr: lmfao! I just googled chinless man and looked at the images and his pic is the first one! XD

jackjjackson · 61-69, M

@badazzbasicbich: @badazzbasicbich:

Since we're being catty lol he also he a giraffe neck not to insult giraffes of course.

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@Jackjjacksonjr: LOL