Stop me if you’ve heard these lies before…

At some point Iran is going to hold the record for most wars won, because America keeps losing over and over.

He should just admit he lost the war he started.

"How To Lose A War"?? tRump won that war SIXTEEN times!!

Mar 3: "We won the war." ☑
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran." ☑
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully." ☑
Mar 11: “You never like to say too early you won. We won. In the first hour it was over.” ☑
Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "I think we won. All they’re doing is clogging up the Strait [of Hormuz], but from a military standpoint, they’re finished." ☑
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead." ☑
Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.”
Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "The war is going to be over in three days. My prediction." ☑
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.
Apr 5: "Open the f*ckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
Apr 6: "We are the winner. We won." ☑
Apr 14: "I think it’s close to over, yeah. I view it as very close to being over." ☑
May 5: Marco Rubio: “The operation is over.” ☑
May 19: "I think we're going to be finished with that very quickly and they won't have a nuclear weapon and hopefully we're going to get it done in a very nice manner." ☑
June 8: "You’re really going to win it over the next two weeks when we declare total victory. It’ll be a total victory. It’ll happen very soon." ☑
June 11: "I don’t know if you heard, but we ended the war with Iran today." ☑
June 14: Pete Hesgeth: “We’re on the verge of a deal.” ☑
July 29: "We'll finish off Iran pretty soon. It's gonna happen." ☑
Aug 6: "I think it’s going to end really soon." ☑
Aug 24: "IRAN IS COMPLETELY COLLAPSING!!!."