Christians Say It's Unfair To Judge Their Entire Religion Based On The Actions Of Several Million
The international Christian community issued a collective statement this week explaining that it would be unfair to judge their religion based on the bad actions of several million of its members.
Despite decades of repeated violent attacks in various parts of the world that have taken the lives of many thousands of innocents, Christians urged the world's population not to judge the religion harshly based on the actions of such a large number of them.
"We don't appreciate all the hate towards Christians going around these days," pastor Wilson D. said in a written statement. "Our beautiful religion should not be judged harshly due to the errant actions of a few million of our adherents. Most of us, well, some of us — tens and tens of us — don't think all Muslims and infidels should be murdered. There are more than zero peaceful Christians living throughout the world. Probably."
The statement came on the heels of the bombing of Iran and the attrocities in Gaza and the terror in the West-Bank that many Christians endorse in attempt to usher in Armageddon and the Apokalyps.
"Our people are mostly peaceful," Wilson explained. "True, we teach our children to hate non-believers and degenerates from birth, and there are many of us who fantasize daily about the complete annihilation of these types by a holy crusade, but the hundreds of thousands of deaths attributed to Christianity over the past 1000 years have nothing to do with who we really are as a people.
At publishing time, a bomb went off while Susan was having her abortion at the clinic. Susan and the paramedics died before the procedure could remove the fetus produced by rape of a guy that visits church every sunday.
Despite decades of repeated violent attacks in various parts of the world that have taken the lives of many thousands of innocents, Christians urged the world's population not to judge the religion harshly based on the actions of such a large number of them.
"We don't appreciate all the hate towards Christians going around these days," pastor Wilson D. said in a written statement. "Our beautiful religion should not be judged harshly due to the errant actions of a few million of our adherents. Most of us, well, some of us — tens and tens of us — don't think all Muslims and infidels should be murdered. There are more than zero peaceful Christians living throughout the world. Probably."
The statement came on the heels of the bombing of Iran and the attrocities in Gaza and the terror in the West-Bank that many Christians endorse in attempt to usher in Armageddon and the Apokalyps.
"Our people are mostly peaceful," Wilson explained. "True, we teach our children to hate non-believers and degenerates from birth, and there are many of us who fantasize daily about the complete annihilation of these types by a holy crusade, but the hundreds of thousands of deaths attributed to Christianity over the past 1000 years have nothing to do with who we really are as a people.
At publishing time, a bomb went off while Susan was having her abortion at the clinic. Susan and the paramedics died before the procedure could remove the fetus produced by rape of a guy that visits church every sunday.
