Trump Announces Agreement That He Says Will Stop All Extra-Terrestrial Abductions. ETs Have Yet to Respond.

Kiss my purple popo, Trump.

A Rabbi was praying. Someone asked him what he was praying for.

He said, "I am asking God to make rich people give more charity to the poor."

"And has God heard your prayer?"

"Yes," said the Rabbi, "and he has already granted half of it. The poor have agreed to accept."

LOL!

Somehow it would not surprise me if Trump did indeed say that, and mean it!

Given the light-years distances between planets, it will take a wee few years for the ETs' home planets to receive the warning / threat / announcement / polite request, translate it, work out a suitable response, then for their replies to arrive here on Earth.

Then for some baffled radio-astronomer to work out what it's all about, interpret the ETs' spell-test version of the words "Donald John Trump", find which golf-club lounge is inhabited by some very elderly bloke by that name - and hope he will remember what it was all about.

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