Amazon’s latest problem? Almost everyone has Prime already . . .

Photo above - the "Kooz" 72 volt/8000 watt motocross bike which Amazon is pushing at me for Prime day. $2,699. Free delivery by June 23rd. Yes, "Kooz" is the actual brand name. Some assembly required, i betcha. And the ability to lift 120 pounds.

Full disclosure: This writer is an Amazon Prime member. I am also an Amazon shareholder through the index stock fund held in my company 401K. But who isn’t?

Here’s why it’s possible Amazon is doomed, as the link below theorizes. And no, it has nothing to do with those 2 ginormous Yatchs Bezos hopes will whisk him to safety when dissatisfied customers begin to rise up on Dystopian Prime Day.

My Prime day deals this month include an electric off road dirt bike and a “tiny home” about the size a VW ID Buzz. There’s no way these deals were in ANY way triggered by my online Amazon browsing. It’s simply crap that Amazon already has in some warehouse, and wants to move out fast. Amazon’s daily pleading that I purchase an Apple tablet were indeed triggered by my browsing. But that ship sailed 4 months ago, Mr. Bezos. Why are your minions still fixated on it?

My Amazon Prime annual fees have exactly doubled since I opened my account. The only way Amazon manages to beguile 86% of Americans to sign up for Prime is by dividing those huge annual fees into a smaller monthly subscriptions.

I sometimes watch an Amazon Prime show, but not the animated series about Spiderman and other comic book superheroes. I plan on watching Season 5 of "The Boys" (also based on a comic book) as soon as I'm done with Yellowstone. But why did the final season of "The Boys" take 2 years to come out? Was there another Pandemic when i wasn't looking? And I don’t know what’s going on with Amazon Prime music, but it’s in last place compared to YouTube.

So where does Amazon go from here? Can they sell me a plot of land zoned for that tiny house they’re hawking, with water, sewer, end electric hookup? Does that repurposed garden shed have an 8000-watt wiring system, so I can recharge my dirt bike?

I’m just sayin’ . . .



Amazon's Prime Day has a problem: Almost everyone has Prime already

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/amazon-s-prime-day-has-a-problem-almost-everyone-has-prime-already/ar-AA26b6oq?ocid=msedgntp&pc=HCTS&cvid=6a37b5a2b6c9490c980bb8c6899fc429&ei=103