I am starting a personal project to get govt to pay for as much as possible - like illegals and deadbeats. Why not?

I am going to try to get free healthcare/Medicaid, food stamps, cellphone, utilities, and any other kind of assistance that I have funded with my taxes for 4 decades - just like the fraudulent dryfronts and lazy, shiftless deadbeats that I am STILL supporting with taxes. It can be my way of at least offsetting some of the money that my blue state and Democrats have taken from me.