The British have come again 212 years after burning the White House.

The King has come to visit. The aristocrat and the classless bum. Thank God the Queen is dead but she is probably turning in her grave.

His mother, the late Queen, met 13 presidents and steered the transatlantic relationship from the Second World War to the modern day. King Charles III now has a chance to make his own mark – with bees and cucumber sandwiches along the way.

Prince Harry is not invited.