"The Crab Legs Go Rolling Along."

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Over bill, over tab, we have cracked another crab,
And the crab legs go rolling along.
“Pour champagne! Pass the tail!”
Hear the well-fed generals hail,
While the crab legs go rolling along.

Chorus:
For it's “Hi! Hi! Hee!” at the luxury soirée,
Call for the lobster loud and strong.
And where e’er we dine
You will surely find
That the crab legs go rolling along.

Silver trays, endless plates, caviar for all the mates,
And the crab legs go rolling along.
“Another round! Fill the glass!”
Hear the dinner orders pass,
While the crab legs go rolling along.

Chorus:
For it's “Hi! Hi! Hee!” at the luxury soirée,
Call for the lobster loud and strong.
And where e’er we dine
You will surely find
That the crab legs go rolling along.

From the set to the hall, where the chandeliers enthrall,
And the crab legs go rolling along.
Once seen on “Breaking news!”
Now Pete orders vintage booze,
While the crab legs go rolling along.

Chorus:
For it's “Hi! Hi! Hee!” at the luxury soirée,
Call for the lobster loud and strong.
And where e’er we dine
You will surely find
That the crab legs go rolling along.

“Camera three! Cue the band!”
Hear the maître d’ command,
While the crab legs go rolling along.
Trade the studio light
For a banquet every night,
While the crab legs go rolling along.

Chorus:
For it's “Hi! Hi! Hee!” at the luxury soirée,
Call for the lobster loud and strong.
And where e’er we dine
You will surely find
That the crab legs go rolling along.

For more info on the Pentagon spending report by government watchdog Open the Books:

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/military-spending-crab-lobster-steak-hegseth-ice-cream-b2935978.html

https://openthebooks.substack.com/p/pentagon-should-focus-on-defense