$275 BILLION lotto jackpot! San Fran mayor signs $5MM slavery reparations bill. Good luck trying to collect, though.

Photo above - no happy ending for you! imported Chinese sex workers were omitted from San Francisco's recent bill promising $5 million in slavery reparations.

I’m moving to San Francisco. To collect my $5 million in slavery reparations. I’m claiming African heritage. If you doubt this is true, read any of paleontologist Richard Leakey’s books. There’s a link to “The Origin of Humankind” below.

I want to be fair about this. I’m willing to take a DNA test, at my own expense. I am confident it will show that I have 99% DNA consistency with the genes of people still in Africa. I also expect the same 99% match with every African American, no matter when or how they arrived. Stop hating on me . . . if you don’t understand how DNA works, blame your high school teachers.

Nobody is going to get their $5MM anyway. Hizzoner SF Mayor Daniel Lurie admits there is “no money to pay the reparations” . There was evidently money spent to draft this legislation, debate it, and hold multiple revisions before finally voting and then signing. But no money to pay out what the bill promises. It’s all a political stunt. White mayor speak with forked tongue.

How much would this have cost? Mayor Lurie claims $1 billion (see link) but he’s as bad at actual math as he is at political math. If you gave $5 million to each of the 55,000 black Americans living in the SF city limits, it would amount to - $275 Billion (with a B). That’s 100 times as large the biggest Powerball or mega millions jackpot. That's a whole lotta cash just to interfere in voting and elections. It probably could be done for a lot less, Mayor.

But let me repeat – nobody will get paid. Not even if it was just $5 a person, instead of $5 million. The city is broke. It can't even pick up the trash.

San Francisco never had any African slaves anyway. There were plenty of imported Chinese workers, who were conned into migrating to become laborers and prostitutes. Underaged girls from Canton. Shouldn't they be in the bill?

Let's remember the Ohlone and Miwok indigenous tribes who lived on the shores of San Francisco bay for 10,000 years before we showed up. Shouldn't they get paid?

I'm sure that I have a 99% DNA match with asians and indigenous tribes. I also have ancestry with the jews who Hitler sent to the gas chambers. And the arabs who were displaced by the creation of Israel. And probably the Kurds, the Tibetans, and the Armenians and Yadzis . . . planet earth has been cruel forever. Not just in our lifetimes.

I absolutely promise to vote for any politician who will give me $5 million. Or even just $1 million. Maybe less. A lot less. Once you buy into this absurd political virtue signaling, you can sell yourself as cheaply as you want.

I’m just sayin . . .




San Fran mayor signs bill that could give Black residents $5M each — but admits city is too broke to pay

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