The Ballad of JD Vance.

The Ballad of JD Vance

Come and listen to a story,
’Bout a man named Vance.
A hill-born talker,
climbin’ fast to take a chance.

And then one day
he was talkin’ ’bout his roots.
But he climbed up on the stage
wearin’ tailor-made suits.

Pelle, that is, pinstripes, Navy blue

Well, the first thing you know
in the Senate there was he
Kinfolk said,
“Things changin’ fast, you see.”

Said, “MAGA rallies
are the place you outta be.”
So he backed Donald Trump
and ended up V.P.

Veep, that is, MAGA-Land, number two

Now Donald's facing troubles and,
well, lordy it is wild.
The Epstein files and
so many secrets all compiled.

Lots of shady dealings,
and the Dems are on the hunt.
’Cause of all the scandals,
were stacking left, right and front.

Drug boats, indictments, impeachment

Well, now it’s time to say goodbye
to Vance and all his crew.
And they’d like to thank you folks
for all the things you knew.

You might just end up seeing him
fly high in Air Force One,
Invoking the Twenty-Fifth,
and Trump is finally done.

Amendment, that is, politics, palace coup

[i]If you want to put it to song and sing, that's fine with me. Just credit me with these lyrics and provide a link to BeckyRomero.com[i]

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