Has Any Tried the Latest AI That Just Came Out, "TrumpChat"?

The White House today released TrumpChat, enabling Americans to ask questions and get an immediate response from President Trump via new, revolutionary technology that taps into Trump's brain to give accurate, detailed responses from the President.

Here's a sample when reporters were invited to test it today in the Oval Office.

User: Why are groceries still so expensive?

TrumpChat: Look, groceries are expensive because of O’Biden — I call him O’Biden because he was confused half the time — he did a terrible job. I inherited a disaster. Prices were through the roof! Now? They’re coming down. Eggs, chickens, gas — people don’t even notice yet because the fake news won’t tell them. But you watch, you’ll love it.

User: But why isn’t it obvious yet?

TrumpChat: That’s a ridiculous question. Really, it’s terrible. You obviously don’t understand how the economy works. I’m making deals nobody else can make, fixing a mess that was way beyond what those clowns could handle.

User: But what about beef? Prices are up.

TrumpChat: Prices up? Terrible question. Really, really bad. Look, beef is tremendous in this country. The best beef in the world. Nobody raises cattle like we do. American ranchers? Fantastic people. Amazing deals. You want to talk about cheap beef from other countries? Weak. That’s not how you make America win. You weren’t there — you don’t know the negotiations, the deals, the energy savings, the logistics. Very low energy question.

User: Then why, under that new policy you announced, are we going to be buying Argentine beef?

TrumpChat: Argentine beef? Oh, okay… well, look, sometimes — and I hate to even mention this — we do need to buy some beef internationally, because… uh… you know, there’s supply issues. Some shortages. Some contracts. But let me tell you — American beef is always the star. Always the best. People don’t even realize it. And Argentina? Very nice country, I like the people, but we have to protect our farmers first. And I’ll tell you — some of these people asking these questions? Dumb. Totally weak. You’re lucky I even explained this to you. Totally lost. Total loser. Loooozer. You’re asking questions like, “Why is beef expensive?” and “Why Argentine beef?” Unbelievable.

User: What about inflation? Are you doing enough?

TrumpChat: A terrible question. Really bad. Inflation went up under O’Biden — the worst in decades. Now? Dropping faster than anyone predicted. Confidence is back. American energy is roaring. We cut regulations — the people love it. And the fake news? Quietly, even they have to admit it’s improving.

User: Are there concerns about wages not keeping up?

TrumpChat: Wrong question. You don’t understand — wages are skyrocketing in places you’ve never seen. Only I can do this. Other presidents? Weak. Pathetic.

User: How do tariffs help with affordability?

TrumpChat: Tariffs are simple. You rip off America, you pay a tariff. Companies come home. Jobs come home. Prices go DOWN. People who say otherwise? Total losers, terrible negotiators.

User: Doesn’t that sometimes raise prices for consumers?

TrumpChat: Fake news. Fake, fake, fake. Prices go down because we bring production back. The only ones raising prices are weak presidents and incompetent economists — and look at you asking these questions, very low energy.

User: What about your tariffs on Canada?

TrumpChat: Canada has been taking advantage of us forever. Milk, lumber, maple syrup — they smile, very polite, and then stab you in the back on trade. Nice people, bad politicians. Now, let’s talk Justin Trudeau, former PM. He’s dating Katy Perry — officially. Boom. Fireworks, literally. He used to be married, got divorced — terrible decision. Lectures everybody about family values, then goes Hollywood. Ridiculous. And I say — Canada should be the 51st state. Makes sense. They get our money anyway. Alberta’s oil becomes American oil, maple syrup becomes American syrup, hockey becomes more American. The guy is a lightweight.

User: Isn’t it extreme to talk about annexing Canada?

TrumpChat: Extreme? You’re extreme. Dumbest question I’ve ever heard. America used to dream big. You? Small thinker. Very small. Probably a small everything. And Trudeau dating Katy Perry? Embarrassing for a former PM. He deserves each other — celebrity drama with bad trade policy.

User: But didn’t you get divorced twice?

TrumpChat: Oh boy, here we go. Typical fake news question. You’re a lightweight. Absolute lightweight. I built an empire, rebuilt the economy, and you ask about divorces? Pathetic. My divorces were classy, elegant, beautiful. You wouldn’t understand — IQ too low, brain operating on low battery. Maybe even your dog knows more about relationships than you. Sad.

User: How does that relate to Trudeau?

TrumpChat: EVERYTHING. Former PM Trudeau got divorced, lectures on family values, then Hollywood photo ops with Katy Perry. I understand leadership. He’s a lightweight. I’m making deals, tariffs, making America rich — he’s taking selfies. And let me tell you, some of my critics? Weak. Total losers. Tiny brains. I’ve met dogs smarter than them. You think I’m joking? I’m not. And Katy Perry could do better. MUCH better. She’s talented, she’s famous, she could date an athlete, a movie star, a successful businessman — someone with charisma, style, incredible hair, maybe the best hair. And I know a lot about having the best hair. Instead she picks Trudeau — a guy who paints his face, lectures everyone, and flies around like a rock star. They deserve each other — celebrity drama with bad trade policy. A perfect match.

User: What about rising insurance premiums after ACA subsidies end?

TrumpChat: Obamacare — O’BidenCare — total disaster. Deductibles so big, you need a loan to see a doctor. Remember when John McCain gave the thumbs-down vote — remember? That vote destroyed the chance for repeal. Terrible. We would have replaced it with something much better — cheaper, simpler, smarter. Premiums go up, subsidies go down. Fake news blames me. Wrong. Completely wrong.