Amazon reports record profits; cuts 30,000 more jobs.
Photo above - Amazon headquarters in Seattle. Some of the newly dismissed 30,000 office workers want to [i]know if they can live in the dome, until they find new jobs . . .[/i]
Amazon HQ - “Sorry dude – you’re fired.”
Worker - “But you just reported $20 billion in record profits. Double the prior year.”
Amazon HQ - “We’re spending $100 billion in an AI war with Google. Consider yourself a battlefield casualty . . .”
That’s the gist of the 2 links below. The only things certain in life are death, taxes, and CEOs’ ravenous appetite for more yachts.
I’m sure there’s some way these Amazon 30,000 job cuts can be blamed on tariffs. But I'm just not clever enough to dream it up off the top of my head. Those with an intense political slant will have to undertake this for me. Amazon says this is all about AI, and who am I to contradict them?
This week’s 30,000 additional firings are NOT warehouse “pickers”. A bunch of them were told last week that a robot army was at the gates. Today’s lucky losers are cube dwellers. Amazon claims they are “human resources workers” (who review job applications, and approve sick leave requests). I can fully believe that AI is going to replace all HR employees everywhere in the future. But I can’t believe 10% of Amazon’s workforce as of Monday was HR workers. That seems like a made-up number.
Do I need to point out – yet again – that 30,000 people hitting the bricks puts a big dent in federal income tax receipts, social security trust fund replenishment, and sends most of those people straight to the unemployment line, worsening state and local budgets?
At least this time they probably wised up and won’t be trekking to California in a rented U-Haul, only to find there's no work, no lodging, and end up pitching a tent on some sidewalk. Cube dwellers usually aren’t well adapted to life on the street.
Maybe they should head to New Jersey, where the government just announced 10,000 free 2-bedroom apartments? The state’s timing couldn’t be better.
I’m just sayin’ . . .
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Amazon to cut 30K corporate jobs Tuesday: reports












