A Few Years Ago, This Would Have Been An Onion Story
But this is reality in the Trump White House
https://www.whitehouse.gov/articles/2025/10/portland-fake-news-ignores-antifa-violence-residents-pleas-for-help/
What moron includes a so-called "testimonial" from a homeowner, who's forced to wear a mask near the ICE Facility in South Portland, without first trying to figure out where the ICE Facility in South Portland is, and the fact that there are no homes anywhere in the vicinity.
https://www.whitehouse.gov/articles/2025/10/portland-fake-news-ignores-antifa-violence-residents-pleas-for-help/
What moron includes a so-called "testimonial" from a homeowner, who's forced to wear a mask near the ICE Facility in South Portland, without first trying to figure out where the ICE Facility in South Portland is, and the fact that there are no homes anywhere in the vicinity.