One has a mouthful of commander in chief

Do you mean the president and his alter ego!

Do you mean the bust on the shelf or maybe the image of a person behind the flag?

I know you can't mean the camera person, they're not in the picture.

And as some are saying under the desk, referring to Monica / she is not in the picture. And if that's the case one should reword the heading of the post.

One under the desk

Oh she is invisible!!

if you're going to use that logic with Monica then you have to include the cameraman as well :P