Will Jimmy Kimmel get fat again being out of work and all?

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carpediem · 61-69, M

Maybe he'll follow the Pritzker Diet. But seriously, he can likely get a new job at:

Soros Foundation to Fvck America
Discord as a door man
Grindr Account Rep
Antifa Influencer

jackjjackson · M

Can he do all that and also have time for his real job which is to clean my toilets? @carpediem

carpediem · 61-69, M

@jackjjackson He’s good with filling a toilet because we both know he’s full of exactly what goes in them. Not so sure about doing actual work though

jackjjackson · M

Good point. That would have to be fanned out for a month at least. @carpediem