how do I play on a double identity?

On one hand, I fancy myself a newsman—a bumbling yet lovable sort. A touch awkward, a dash geeky, the kind of fellow who says “swell” without a wink or a smirk.

On the other hand—clear across the spectrum—I picture a caped crusader of the New Deal stripe, standing tall for the common man and giving the high-hats and big-shots what-for.