Barron Trump citizenship
considering Barron was born before Melania was a US citizen - would he be a non-citizen per Trump’s EO?
46-50, M
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Barron Trump is the very first successful American test-tube baby who was actually conceived inside a Coke bottle after Melania was finished with it.
After 9 months, Doctors had to crack open the Coke bottle using a rubber mallet to enable young Barron's birth because they couldn't extract the rest of his body beyond his shoulders from the bottle opening using forceps, after only being able to extract his head out the opening.
After 9 months, Doctors had to crack open the Coke bottle using a rubber mallet to enable young Barron's birth because they couldn't extract the rest of his body beyond his shoulders from the bottle opening using forceps, after only being able to extract his head out the opening.
AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
@swirlie now I have that image stuck in my head
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after Melania was finished with it.
Doing what with it? Douching with it?@FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays
Yes, of course... after she got laid by Donald in the back seat of their fully restored 1960 Cadillac convertible last ridden in by JFK.
That's how Barron came into this lifetime which Donald still claims to this day to be part of his overall planned-parenthood scheme to create more people who look like test tube adults.
Yes, of course... after she got laid by Donald in the back seat of their fully restored 1960 Cadillac convertible last ridden in by JFK.
That's how Barron came into this lifetime which Donald still claims to this day to be part of his overall planned-parenthood scheme to create more people who look like test tube adults.
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
@swirlie I have to admit, for the past few years every time I see a picture of Barron, I look at those eyes and think "There is something wrong with that kid."😷