'Truly making America great again’… bit like saying I truly made the Linton Travel Tavern glamorous. Both bold. Both wrong!
I have been there and I know MAGA will fail. I was the original MAGA. Only mine was called… Norfolk First.
So I launched a campaign. Pledges included: — Dual the A47 (at least to King’s Lynn), — Free mug of tea with every Park & Ride ticket, — And, controversial at the time, an outright ban on bongo drums within 50 metres of a Costa!
I even had a slogan. “Stronger Together, Unless You're from Suffolk.”
Trump talks big, but so did I. He had Air Force One. I had a Vauxhall Omega with ‘NORFOLK FIRST’ stencilled down the side in weatherproof vinyl.
But it ends the same. Confused pensioners, crumpled leaflets, and a bruised ego sitting alone in a Little Chef car park eating a lukewarm gammon steak, muttering, “They just weren’t ready!
