The Grinch Who Stole Christmas

That toy you were thinking about getting for the kids for Christmas? Tough luck, the President said you will not be able to afford it.

The White House Press Secretary will be working on a new web site, with tips on how draw a facsimile of how the gift might look like and how to break the news to the kids.

Santa was shot down by Senile Joe?
Kamala killed Christmas?
Ideas?

No worries though, it's not the Trump extended family, or Musk, who's hiring new people to keep track of how many kids he has, will have to worry.

But it's Biden's fault.