She’s baaack . . . LA Mayor Karen Bass returns from Ghana to supervise firefighting.

Photo above - who doesn't wanna come to Ghana? LA Mayor Karen Bass (2nd from left, in purple) allegedly meets with Ghana's parliament, which appears to be comprised solely of women. The trip headliner was Nancy Pelosi, however (center, in gold).

Wow . . . there’s finally a politician even more clueless than Ted Cruz (senator from Texas). Cruz, you may recall, took his family on a Mexican vacation when all the state’s wind turbines froze during a blizzard a couple of years ago.

Karen Bass (Mayor of LA) just set the bar higher. She was caught 8,000 miles away, in Ghana, when Los Angeles started to burn. If you watch the network news, this seems to be worse than the Great Chicago Fire and the San Francisco earthquake combined.

Thank goodness she’s back. Things can be properly supervised now. (see link below)

Inquiring minds want to know . . . why does a US mayor go to Ghana for a couple weeks right after Christmas and New Years day? This reporter reached out to the mayor's office for answers, but my calls were not returned. So, I my inventing my own facts (which is what all the legitimate news sites do anyway). Here are my top 10 theories as to why Mayor Bass was in Accra, Ghana.

1 - Violent Immigrant gangs forced her to flee. Like happened in Haiti. Haiti's gang leader is nicknamed “Barbecue” and forced their president to leave. Before you dismiss this, please note this theory may also explain why LA is on fire.

2 -Martin Luthor King Day is next week. Everyone should get in touch with their roots.

3 -The Mayor was in Ghana on official business. She wanted to finalize a long term deal with mining warlords to ensure that California would have enough lithium to convert all its cars from gasoline to EVs.

4 - Mayor Bass was seeking peace and quiet to plan her campaign to become California’s next Governor in 2026. Gavin Newsom is term limited. There are already 5 candidates running that nobody ever heard of. But now EVERYBODY knows who Karen Bass is.

5 - A fact finding mission on healthy school lunches. Ghana has them, California, not so mjuch. By law, California has to provide free breakfast and lunch to all public school students, even if their families are CEOs, sports superstars, or popular movie stars.

6 - Determining if makes sense to annex Ghana to become part of California. Unlike the Greenland/European Union kerfuffle, most of Africa is cheering the plan to make Ghana part of Orange County.

7 - Biden went to Ecuador to save the rainforest last month. The Mayor’s Ghana trip was to scope out if the Congo needs saving. Because if you have long term plans to be president you have to think ahead.

8 - Ghana has fewer people, less land, and almost no coastline compared to California. Half it’s people are members of the “Akan” clan, although there are more than 50 tribes in total. Former UN secretary general Kofi Anan is an “Akan” clan member. He was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in 2001. This is the sort of information that could be hard to gather unless you personally show up in Ghana and take the official tour.

9 - She was there for the International Mayor’s Symposium on affordable housing.

10 - Mayor Bass promised to leave America if Trump was elected on November 5th.

In any case, Californians are happy Mayor Bass is back. First order of business: get those damned fire hydrants turned back on!

I’m just sayin’ . .

Watch: LA mayor Karen Bass freezes as she faces criticism over Ghana visit during fires