Should Trump Launch A Airstrike On Canada's Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve?
Canada produces three products. Maple Syrup, Flax Seed, and Potatoes. We can always use more potatoes, and I have serious doubts about the overall utility of Flax Seeds, but I am confident we can do without Maple Syrup.
US has a massive trade deficit with the US. If we take out their Maple Syrup reserves, it might do alot to bring balance to this deficit, and help Americans lose weight.
And I know that Canada's economy is more diverse than that. They also have alot of lumber jacks, who walk backwards on logs floating down rivers in order to stay upright.... but the Niagara Falls ruins most of that wood, and the smashed, splinted mess floats down the St. Lawrence Seaway into the Atlantic. No way to bring that to a American market. So they really just have those three products for export. They can't even export milk, they put it in bags, it's just so sad.
US has a massive trade deficit with the US. If we take out their Maple Syrup reserves, it might do alot to bring balance to this deficit, and help Americans lose weight.
And I know that Canada's economy is more diverse than that. They also have alot of lumber jacks, who walk backwards on logs floating down rivers in order to stay upright.... but the Niagara Falls ruins most of that wood, and the smashed, splinted mess floats down the St. Lawrence Seaway into the Atlantic. No way to bring that to a American market. So they really just have those three products for export. They can't even export milk, they put it in bags, it's just so sad.
