Top 10 things overhead in the White House west wing at 4am, Wednesday November 6th . . .

[i]Photo above - Candidate Kamala yuks it up on SNL, trolling for laughs. Loses every battleground state on Tuesday because her campaign staff thought people still watched SNL.[/i]

Top 10 White House comments this morning, as told to me by sources who wish to remain anonymous:

1. “Evidently telling people in pro-life/red states that Washington will overrule their local abortion laws is not the winning issue we assumed.”

2. “Evidently telling people in pro-choice/blue states that the White House will make abortion it’s number one priority in someone else's state is not the winning issue we assumed”

3. “Those damned illegal aliens!”

4. “We gave Kamala the entire Biden re-election team. In hindsight, maybe this deserved deeper thought”

5. “She’s not only the first democrat in 30 years to NEVER receive a single primary vote. She's first in 30 years to be defeated in a landslide. Maybe candidacy by acclimation of political operatives isn't a good idea . . . "

6 “Those damned pollsters!”

7.“It’s STILL the economy, stupid.”

8. “What did you expect? As Vice President, even her own staff couldn’t stand her. They kept quitting in droves”

9. “Tell me again what Kamala’s most important lifetime political achievement was? The one she could point to constantly in this campaign?”

10, Joe Biden) “Huh? What time is it? She lost? For real? WTH – I told you this would happen. You should never have forced me to drop out. Can I have some hot cocoa and go back to bed now?”

Bonus white house advisor comment: “Hat trick. Republicans also swept the Senate and House of Representatives. We lost all our committee chairmanships. All of them. No democrat legislation will even come to the floor for a vote for the next 2 years. Great job, boys and girls!"

I'm just sayin' . . .