Spontaneous Human Combustion In Older Women

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spontaneous_human_combustion

As a member of The Prohibition Party, I feel it is my duty to warn the older women alcoholics here (and there are many of you) that they are at high risk of suddenly bursting into flames, with your hands and feet falling off in the stinky blaze. Might want to rethink your lifestyle.