No matter how hard I try, I can never pass the bechdel test.

I stay up all night studying, I try my hardest to be the best actor, and no matter what I do, no matter what I say, I fail the bechdel test in my performance. I'm told I'm doijg it wrong, and I ask what imit is, and the women won't say. They say I just don't get it. I can never pass it. I reply isn't this a meritocracy? What ever happened to all men are created equal? And all I get in return is exasperation.

Maybe acting isn't for me.