I'm thinking Trump is going to give him either Department of Interior or Bureau of Land Management, so he can fly around in government helicopters and shoot at weird animals and eat them.
I'm a Trump guy, not a republican, was never sold on Vance, and RFK Jr ate a dog in Argentina and did some weird stuff to a dead black bear he found and wanted to eat, but didn't refrigerate it quickly enough, so he dumped it's rotting carcass in NYC's central park, threw a broken bike next to it to make it look likw it died in a "bicycle collision", because bears just die that easily..... and..... well f'k. He can't be trusted with anything too important, but I think having him commit the weird scandal like shooting a mountain lion from a government helicopter and eating it, and being forced to explain why he did that before congress is a survivable enough distraction for Trump.
That's the only two spots I can imagine putting RFK Jr. He's not exactly Department of Education material. I think he was a enviromental lawyer so he might try for the EPA?
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The Department of Education should be abolished, and its funding block granted to the states, (hopefully to raise teacher salaries nationwide.)
Maybe EPA would work, for Kennedy. Probably not Interior. Definitely not Defense.
JD Vance? If ever there were a rags to riches story in America, it would be the Hillbilly Elegy. Get a copy, either the book or the audiobook. You might change your tune.
Truthfully, I would have preferred Florida Governor Ron DeSantis getting the running mate slot. He would have guaranteed Trump's reelection. The team would be so high in the polls that KKKamala would go one a nationwide blow job campaign to try to shore up a few extra votes.
