Fellow children of Farblesnozz, the threat to our very way of life is all too real!
The forces of Mayor Gangleslotte are gathering for the final battle against our beloved creator.
It is written in the book of Orbdamu, chapter 6, verses 61-66:
61. And Gangleslotte will send his army of trоӏӏs over the entire world, battling the truth of Farblesnozz with their lies and their hatred. 62. Using the guise of his false religion, Christianity, they will spread intolerance in the name of love, 63. and hatred in the name of righteousness. 64. And one trоӏӏ will stand in the spotlight to unite them all, though he be hated by many. 65. He will strive mightily to take over one of the largest bastions of freedom in the world with his deception. 66. Children of Farblesnozz, you must not let him trump the truth with his lies.
The trоӏӏ known as Donald Trump has made his move. He is pushing the hateful agenda of Gangleslotte, and the final countdown has begun. This is the ultimate battle of ultimate destiny, and only one will survive. It is time to tell the hypocrites, "Your Messiah was never mine!"
You must do it in the name of our true creator, lest all of humanity spend eternity in the dirt minds of Schmickleton.
It is written in the book of Orbdamu, chapter 6, verses 61-66:
61. And Gangleslotte will send his army of trоӏӏs over the entire world, battling the truth of Farblesnozz with their lies and their hatred. 62. Using the guise of his false religion, Christianity, they will spread intolerance in the name of love, 63. and hatred in the name of righteousness. 64. And one trоӏӏ will stand in the spotlight to unite them all, though he be hated by many. 65. He will strive mightily to take over one of the largest bastions of freedom in the world with his deception. 66. Children of Farblesnozz, you must not let him trump the truth with his lies.
The trоӏӏ known as Donald Trump has made his move. He is pushing the hateful agenda of Gangleslotte, and the final countdown has begun. This is the ultimate battle of ultimate destiny, and only one will survive. It is time to tell the hypocrites, "Your Messiah was never mine!"
You must do it in the name of our true creator, lest all of humanity spend eternity in the dirt minds of Schmickleton.
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