Will This Person Be Trump's Running Mate?

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RenFur · 70-79, M

His birth name is actually Fitzhugh Canfield Carlson III* of the Long Island Carlsons. A man of the people, that boy. Every male in the clan eventually develops a massive neck wattle, too. The family curse...

*not really 😜

LeopoldBloom · M

@RenFur His name is Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson. He’s also an heir to the Swanson TV dinner fortune on his mother’s side.

RenFur · 70-79, M

@LeopoldBloom

And I used to live on that stuff! O the shame!