With Another Arctic Blast Hitting Texas, Where Will Senator Ted Cruz Go On Vacation Until It Is Over?

@whowasthatmaskedman Good Point. Many people would be happy to pay for the ticket.

@windinhishair I actually think Cruz serves a useful purpose in the politics of the Right. He reminds us all that it isnt just Trump you need to worry about keeping out..😷

@whowasthatmaskedman Cruz is even more dangerous in some ways because he is intelligent and he knows exactly what he is saying when he lies and how the Trump Cult will receive them.

@windinhishair My point exactly. People are now looking at Haley as an option. And I am afraid if Trump doesnt make the cut she will be the default. That woman (as much as I would love to see a female President) would be an idealogical nightmare..😷

@whowasthatmaskedman

Guess that settles it. Off to the Outback he goes! Thank you for taking him!

@beckyromero We hid the key on Donald while he was Prez and rejected Don Jnr recently when he wanted a speaking tour. In fact I think we only accepted your latest Ambassador when we found out she was a genuine Kennedy. So I doubt we will be letting Cruz in..😷

@whowasthatmaskedman

Awww. But he loves you guys!

"I love the Aussies. Their history of rugged independence is legendary; I've always said Australia is the Texas of the Pacific."
- Sen. Ted Cruz

😂

@beckyromero The Texas of the Pacific?? The insulting B@$T@rd!!.😷

@whowasthatmaskedman

He probably watched "Crocodile Dundee" too many times.

@beckyromero I really dont know where to start with that one. But here we go,😷
Not only is Texas tiny compared to Australia. Its smaller than several of our states..And you cant get a decent cup of coffee any place..

@whowasthatmaskedman

But then you have to remember that most Texans think their state is bigger than Alaska.

Did you hear about the woman who's upset because she was allegedly "educated" to grow up believing Alaska is an island surrounded by water?

https://www.businessinsider.com/woman-shocked-to-discover-alaska-isnt-an-island-2023-11

You see, that's the sort of thing I'd expect if she had graduated friom Trump University.

@beckyromero I list a few American School teachers among my Efriends and am aware of their complaints about the ignorance of her students about anything outside their country or even their state, if it isnt on Tic Toc..😷

@whowasthatmaskedman

You just have to take Cruz!

You have a bustling TV series industry in Australia.

Cruz can star TV show called, "Kalgoorlie," set to the theme of "Dallas."

It can be loosely based on the descendants of a Paddy Hannan-type family who got rich with a gold strike.

Ted can be a J.R. Ewing-type character. Think about! Like J.R., Cruz is always calculating, scheming and battling with rivals.

@beckyromero OK... Since Kalgoorlie is thousands of miles from here and in the middle of nowhere (and was even mentioned in passing as a nuclear waste dump) you got me to the bargaining table. In return I want you to take our entire "liberal" (conservative) Cabinet, Plus Clive Palmer...😷

@whowasthatmaskedman

Your worst politicians could not possibilty be even half as bad as our worst ones.

@beckyromero I agree. So is it a deal??Full disclosure. Our conservative leader of the opposition..

@whowasthatmaskedman

Well, being as you guys hosted our latest signing, Shōta Imanaga, for a year in Canberra we should be able to work something out.

Besides, it's not like the guy you mentioned dresses up as a Confederate officer or likes to quote Hitler, right?

@beckyromero No. In fact the Swastika is now an outlawed symbol here. Display of any kind is an offence. Could be some rushed tattoo cover jobs in the wind,,😷