Did you know you need a permit to hold a protest rally in NYC? MTG didn't know that

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I think you could point to most any library as an instantiation of the vast extent of what she doesn't know, and be pretty accurate.

I'll give her Neal Meets a Seal and Green Eggs and Ham, but all bets are off regarding what sorts of conspiracies she cites on the basis of these classics...