Proof the world knows we're stupid

Tallahassee Classical School's principal, Hope Carrasquilla, resigned last week, citing complaints from two parents that they weren't notified in advance that nudity would be shown in the sixth-grade class and a third that described the iconic statue as "pornographic."

Italy’s statement: "To think that 'David' could be pornographic means truly not understanding the contents of the Bible, not understanding Western culture and not understanding Renaissance art."

Representatives for Tallahassee Classical School did not immediately respond to requests for comment, but the school board's chair.

How long until we're teaching that storks bring babies?