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DOJ Indicts Trump For Biden’s Possession Of Classified Documents
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Jan 12, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
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WASHINGTON, DC — After multiple caches of highly classified government documents were found in different locations belonging to President Joe Biden, the United States Department of Justice acted swiftly to indict former President Donald Trump for the alleged crime.

"This is a serious violation of federal regulations," Attorney General Merrick Garland said in a press briefing announcing the indictment. "We will take all measures available to the Justice Department to hold Donald Trump accountable for President Biden being found in possession of these documents."

"No one is above the law."

Sensitive documents related to Ukraine, Iran, and the UK were found in an office used by Biden at the University of Pennsylvania, though investigations as to what Biden was doing for the University were still ongoing. "President Biden played such a vital role here at the University," said school spokesperson Barry Windham. "He was the head of various committees here at the school, including the…the, uh…he... so many things."

When news of the indictment broke, Trump was quick to offer his response. "How can they indict me for something Biden did? How does that make any sense?" the former President said in a post to his Truth Social account. "I was in possession of the most beautiful, perfectly filed documents WHICH I DECLASSIFIED MYSELF. This is just another WITCH HUNT! WRONG!"

At publishing time, more searches were reportedly already underway at other locations belonging to Biden, including his White House nap room and his Spongebob Squarepants lunchbox, in hopes of gathering more evidence to use against Donald Trump.

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Ynotisay · M

I don't mean to be insulting, because you could just be making a joke, but there's a whole lot of people who see things on parody sites, like the Babylon Bee, and think they're true.

akindheart · 61-69, F

@Ynotisay i thought it was true too. now that goes to show you how much faith i have in Garland being fair. whew. glad to hear. No i was not making a joke.

Ynotisay · M

@akindheart They wrote that for people who, for whatever reason that isn't really based in the truth, feel that Garland and our institutions aren't fair. I'm not a fan of parody sites for that reason. They can claim it's "just a joke" but they know what they're doing. It's why it's so important to ALWAYS consider the source of what we read and see. Particularly now given how many "news" outlets that are out there that are being run by enemies of the U.S.

akindheart · 61-69, F

@Ynotisay good point. thanks for the heads up. I had no idea about Babylon Bee-got an education today. I live in Trump country and you should see my paper.

Ynotisay · M

@akindheart You bet. And I can imagine your local paper. That's a whole other strategy that's playing out in hometown newspapers across the country. They're being bought by conservative organizations that feed 'news' to them. Most don't even know their paper is under new leadership. If people want the real truth they have to work for it more these days. 👍

akindheart · 61-69, F

@Ynotisay my paper is part of the USA Today network. I am sure they are paying libs to write editorials. it is unbelievable some of the things they print and clearly opinion. NOt conservative at all.

Ynotisay · M

@akindheart USA Today Network is different. But look. This is my professional wheelhouse so I jump off board with that "lib" nonsense. I'll guess you're a product of your environment. Whatever. I'm not. I know how the sausage gets made. And it's not the way you think it is. Have a good one.

akindheart · 61-69, F

@Ynotisay you too. i know what i see in my paper and it is all liberal stuff. thanks!