Russian Conscripts
A Russian nun, wearing her habit and log robe, is waiting for a bus in Moscow, when a guy runs up, and asks "May I please hide under your robe. Please, I'll explain later."
The nun, clearly annoyed, agreed.
Moments later, Russian MPs stop and ask "Sister, have you seen a teenager running by?".
The nun pointed in the direction of the closest avenue, and the MPs took off.
The teenager emerged and said "Sister, you saved my life, I don't want to go to Ukraine", and then he lowered his head and said "I hope you forgive me, but you have great legs".
The nun clears her throat and says "If you had looked a bit higher, you would have seen a pair of balls. You're not the only one who does not want to go to Ukraine"
The nun, clearly annoyed, agreed.
Moments later, Russian MPs stop and ask "Sister, have you seen a teenager running by?".
The nun pointed in the direction of the closest avenue, and the MPs took off.
The teenager emerged and said "Sister, you saved my life, I don't want to go to Ukraine", and then he lowered his head and said "I hope you forgive me, but you have great legs".
The nun clears her throat and says "If you had looked a bit higher, you would have seen a pair of balls. You're not the only one who does not want to go to Ukraine"
