Would you vote for me?

If elected, I will undo everything Trump did. Who wouldn't?

I will halt oil drilling in America, because oil is very bad. I will stop an oil pipeline from Canada, and then I will beg countries that hate us, to sell us their oil.
Somehow, destroying the planet with another country's oil, just seems more environmentally friendly to me.

Then I will sell one million barrels of oil from our strategic oil reserve, to China. Why not?

I think that having a strategic oil reserve, is about as stupid as having a spare tire for your car. How dumb is that? Just sell it, and use the money to go to the Red Robin.

Please vote for me, because I'm not Trump.