Since us Americans are too stupid to declare an official language...I'm thinking ahead.....

I'm pretty sure that when/if it happens, the language will be Spanish. So I downloaded a fancy Android app to help me out.
To my horror, I discovered that the pronunciation of nouns, depends on your gender?

Cat

Boy: Gato
Girl: Gata

But what about Non-Binary?
Genderqueer?
Gender-Nonconforming?

How much shit am i going to have to learn? Should I just learn to sign?

Fellas, remember the good old days? You could travel the universe, you didn't need fancy space suits, and all the monsters spoke the queen's English?