Just for fun. Political word bubble contest. (I'm not in it)

I once entered a limerick contest on this site. There were a handful of us that threw our hats in the ring. What the heck. But then we found out we were going to have to go up against Dolph Lundgren! ( aka @Thinkerbell )
Crikey!
I knew I was going to get my ass handed to me, but shockingly enough, Dolph also lost!!
They said that the contest wasn't rigged, but where have we heard that before?

I know that Dolph will be brave enough to enter the ring, but I need at least one more brave soul to challenge her. (The more challengers the merrier)

But I won't be the judge of the contest, YOU will be. I'll create a poll and you folks can decide.

There are lots of free word bubble apps and websites, and it's easy to do. (If you want help or suggestions, just ask.)


So even though I won't be in the contest or judging it, I will be in charge of the creative canvas in which you will place your bubbles, and the suggested theme. This is it.....


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