Rush made a funny joke on his radio show.

God came down to Earth and announced that the world would end tomorrow.
Even at the bitter end, the news outlets blamed you disgusting white males.

Every year I volunteer to wrap Christmas presents for kids. I'm not good at it, but i give it my best.

I realize that Patti Jo could kick my ass in a wrapping contest, but I just power through it.

I just liked doing something for the kids.