At first I was confused why Joey would leave thousands of Humvees for the enemy. But now it all makes sense!

“The department is committed to meeting the challenge by making significant changes in our use of energy and increasing our investments in clean energy technology,” Deputy Secretary of Defense Kathleen Hicks said in November during remarks at Wayne State University in Detroit, Michigan.

The Pentagon is developing a “sustainability plan,” part of which will be focused on developing a zero emissions non-tactical vehicle fleet."

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MayorOfCrushtown · M

gotta be concerned with the environment when you are firing tanks and blowin motherfuckers up. LOL

JimBeam · M

@MayorOfCrushtown

At least the Abrams hybrid tanks kind of make sense. They supposedly aren't about the environment, but are about running silent and not easily detectable by heat censors.

So I guess you juice up your battery at night, and fill your tank with diesel. In the morning you sneak up on the enemy with electric, blast them, and then flip the switch to diesel, crack open a Bud, and head back to camp.