The hardest thing I’ve ever done in my life was learn to play the classical guitar.

The second hardest thing I’ve done is sponsor a foreign fiance into the country.

But keep in mind, this was way before we had a retarded president who didn’t know what day it is.

I hired an immigration attorney, but later had to fire him. He was making too many mistakes. I very much wanted this to work out, so I did it myself.

I paid a lot of money for her to get her required medical examination. This was back when we didn’t have a moron for a president, and we had rules.

I paid a lot of money for her required FBI background check. This was back when we didn’t have a moron for a president, and we had rules.

According to the process, I had to fly back to Thailand and get pictures of the two of us together. I don’t even want to think about what that cost.

Getting a fiance visa was like having a second job. I was up all night making it happen.This was back when we didn’t have a moron for a president, and we had rules.

I didn’t have to, but since she never flew on a plane, I flew to Thailand to escort her back to the US.

According to the rules, I had three months to marry her, or she would be deported. This was back when we didn’t have a moron for a president, and we had rules.

Why do we even have a department of immigration? What purpose do they serve? Now just cross the river, and Joey will fly you to the destination of your choice. Done deal.

Drug dealers, rapists and murderers are now welcome. No visa required. I get that you libs hate Trump, but at what point did you libs lose your minds?