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Fellas, have you ever had to splain something to a woman?

So I was just on a dating site an hour ago. A woman told me that after only nine short years, she figured out that online dating doesn’t work. Well lets just put a feather in her cap and call it macaroni. What a rocket scientist. Only nine years!


I had to splain it to her as best as I could.


Most of you guys know Todd.


You went out after work and tossed a few back with him.


And many of you fellas know Mabel.

She works in accounting.

But when Todd was carpet bombing everything with a pulse, with his copy and pasted replies, he was bound to get a few Mabels.

Now Mabel actually thinks that Todd has the hots for her.


So what happens when Sam sends her a message?



Her ego is now inflated to the size of Montana, and Sam doesn't stand a chance. Mabel is now holding out for Todd, and she's willing to wait nine years for him.

Then she tells you nice gents that online dating doesn't work. Gee, I wonder why?




Fellas, God never intended for you to meet girls online. That's why he invented bars.

Tminus6453 · M
Bars worked well before the internet came around, now even bars are a bad idea because everyone in the bar has their nose in their phones😣
suzette · 46-50, F
I'm still hung up on the fact that she continues to be on a dating site, even though they don't work for her.
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