Fellas, have you ever had to splain something to a woman?
So I was just on a dating site an hour ago. A woman told me that after only nine short years, she figured out that online dating doesn’t work. Well lets just put a feather in her cap and call it macaroni. What a rocket scientist. Only nine years!
I had to splain it to her as best as I could.
Most of you guys know Todd.
You went out after work and tossed a few back with him.
And many of you fellas know Mabel.
She works in accounting.
But when Todd was carpet bombing everything with a pulse, with his copy and pasted replies, he was bound to get a few Mabels.
Now Mabel actually thinks that Todd has the hots for her.
So what happens when Sam sends her a message?
Her ego is now inflated to the size of Montana, and Sam doesn't stand a chance. Mabel is now holding out for Todd, and she's willing to wait nine years for him.
Then she tells you nice gents that online dating doesn't work. Gee, I wonder why?
Fellas, God never intended for you to meet girls online. That's why he invented bars.
I had to splain it to her as best as I could.
Most of you guys know Todd.
You went out after work and tossed a few back with him.
And many of you fellas know Mabel.
She works in accounting.
But when Todd was carpet bombing everything with a pulse, with his copy and pasted replies, he was bound to get a few Mabels.
Now Mabel actually thinks that Todd has the hots for her.
So what happens when Sam sends her a message?
Her ego is now inflated to the size of Montana, and Sam doesn't stand a chance. Mabel is now holding out for Todd, and she's willing to wait nine years for him.
Then she tells you nice gents that online dating doesn't work. Gee, I wonder why?
Fellas, God never intended for you to meet girls online. That's why he invented bars.