Sneaky Parents Dress Son Up As A Girl On First Day Of School So Teachers Will Show Him How To Be A Boy
[i]Jul 28, 2022[/i] — Babylon Bee (satire)
PORTLAND, OR — Local parents Cindy and Bob Conners have devised a clever plan to protect their son from gender indoctrination at school. During the first week, they are dressing up their 7-year-old son as a girl so that teachers will encourage him to challenge gender stereotypes and act like a boy.
"You gotta play 4D Chess with these teachers," said Mr. Conners. "I'm hoping this trick will ensure our son is still a son at the end of the school year."
Sources say thousands of parents around the country are employing tricks to protect their impressionable youngsters from gender indoctrination and grooming — including cross-dressing their kids, attaching microphones to listen in to student/teacher conversations, and even homeschooling.
"Sending kids to school these days is like throwing chum to a frenzy of hungry sharks," said Mrs. Connors. "They don't even learn math and reading anymore. Now that I think about it, why are we even still doing this school thing? I forget."
At publishing time, the boy's teacher — who thought he was a girl — groomed him back to being a boy. Unfortunately, the boy now identifies as "two-spirit."
what teachers try and teach 7 year olds about gender stereotypes? ohh wait dumb question. seems like any halfwit can be hired as a teacher these days.. Those parents are shitty parents to send their boy dressed as a girl to trick a teacher into teaching him how to be a boy.. Umm how bout the parents teach him it and dont rely on teachers to teach them anything but the school curriculum and if they go outside of that go report that shit.. crazy thought i know
