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Sneaky Parents Dress Son Up As A Girl On First Day Of School So Teachers Will Show Him How To Be A Boy

[i]Jul 28, 2022[/i] — Babylon Bee (satire)


PORTLAND, OR — Local parents Cindy and Bob Conners have devised a clever plan to protect their son from gender indoctrination at school. During the first week, they are dressing up their 7-year-old son as a girl so that teachers will encourage him to challenge gender stereotypes and act like a boy.

"You gotta play 4D Chess with these teachers," said Mr. Conners. "I'm hoping this trick will ensure our son is still a son at the end of the school year."

Sources say thousands of parents around the country are employing tricks to protect their impressionable youngsters from gender indoctrination and grooming — including cross-dressing their kids, attaching microphones to listen in to student/teacher conversations, and even homeschooling.

"Sending kids to school these days is like throwing chum to a frenzy of hungry sharks," said Mrs. Connors. "They don't even learn math and reading anymore. Now that I think about it, why are we even still doing this school thing? I forget."

At publishing time, the boy's teacher — who thought he was a girl — groomed him back to being a boy. Unfortunately, the boy now identifies as "two-spirit."

[i]https://babylonbee.com/news/sneaky-parents-dress-son-up-as-a-girl-on-first-day-of-school-so-teachers-will-show-him-how-to-be-a-boy[/i]
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AbbeyRhode · F
Idiots. If they have to play games like that because they know the school will try to warp their kid, why would they ever send him there?
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@AbbeyRhode This was on Babylon Bee, which is a satire site. But yeah anyone who did that is an idiot.
@AbbeyRhode The article is from the Babylon Bee — [i]"Fake News You Can Trust"[/i] (satire)
AbbeyRhode · F
@cherokeepatti Oh, I see. As a joke, it's funny, but unfortunately, it's all too believable.
@AbbeyRhode ["Unfortunately, it's all too believable."]

Exactly 😬
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@AbbeyRhode yes they are good about pointing out these things that are relevant