Imagine Explaining How This Accident Happened to Your Insurance Company. Oh, And Where Did This Occur?

Two people inside an SUV were discovered naked after a crash between the vehicle and a FedEx truck Thursday evening and it’s what was going on inside that may have caused the collision, according to officials.

At the time of the crash, the woman inside the SUV was performing oral sex on the male driver, according to Fort Lauderdale Fire Rescue who responded to the scene.

https://www.local10.com/news/local/2022/06/03/police-woman-performing-oral-sex-on-driver-causes-vehicle-crash-into-fedex-truck/

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Pretzel · 61-69, M

the only thing that would make it complete is if he was cheating on his significant other -

I understand choppers were overhead in the aftermath

SomeMichGuy · M

@Pretzel BUT the driver of the FedEx truck has to be his S/O!

Pretzel · 61-69, M

@SomeMichGuy so you're saying it WASN'T an accident? :)

SomeMichGuy · M

@Pretzel lol The S/O running into the guy & the gal...following them...realizing what's up...a crash ensues...

GJOFJ3 · 61-69, M

He needs to learn to keep his eyes open when he is ready to cum

SomeMichGuy · M

@GJOFJ3 Yes! Like learning not to flinch when you shoot off a firearm, you need to not flinch during a...

SpoiledRottenPassengerPrincess · 36-40, F

I was in Ohio at the time of the incident, scouts honor.

sarabee1995 · 26-30, F

🤦‍♀️

ArtieKat · M

As long as she didn't bite it off..... 🤣

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