How did YOU celebrate the last day of April?

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Song in the first (to the tune Colonel Bogey March)

Hitler, has only got one ball.
Göring, has two but very small.
Himmler, has something sim'lar,
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.

beckyromero · 36-40, F

@SomeMichGuy

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Original script called for the British POWs to be singing those lyrics.

But the studio thought American movie-goers would be aghast for some nonsensical reason.

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SomeMichGuy · M

@beckyromero

But the studio thought American movie-goers would be aghast for some nonsensical reason.

It's because of The Music Man...

windinhishair · 61-69, M

You could change out the names with a few of the GOP like Trump, Cawthorn, and Gym Jordan to bring the song current.

beckyromero · 36-40, F

@windinhishair

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windinhishair · 61-69, M

@beckyromero I can always count on you, Becky!

RedBaron · M

It's May now. April is old news.

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RedBaron · M

@beckyromero Yes I do. This is the Internet.

beckyromero · 36-40, F

@RedBaron

Didn't anyone ever tell you to not believe everything you read online?

RedBaron · M

@beckyromero Exactly. That's how I know your posts aren't moving any needles. Thanks for reinforcing my point.

Fungirlvape · 61-69, F

I got promoted at Brand X snacks, smoked a big fat reefer.

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