If you’re hurting

Wet hands work best, but better yet are catchup packets in your pocket. Just squeeze one and smear it all over your hands. Trump likes it when many people approach him from all directions at the same time. Reach through the crowd and touch his face with your red soggy hands. Touch him !! TOUCH HIM !!

If you’re hurting, know that fourteen people with terminal diseases were instantly cured by touching Donald Trump. Trust in your savior. Touch him. Bring your ailing loved ones. Bring your dying animals. Touch him !!
TOUCH HIM !!

Dude... go to bed until whatever you have taken wears off - your ma is embarrassed!!!