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I'm on team Cruise

I'm on team Big Bird

I demand that Count Von Count verifies all future election ballots because he's the vampire I trust.

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Texas Senator Ted Cruise vs Big Bird from Sesame Street.

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2021/nov/07/ted-cruz-condemns-big-bird-covid-vaccines

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Elessar · 26-30, M

Now tell me we don't live in the dumbest timeline

Burnley123 · 41-45, M

@Elessar I won't and can't. Next week, Jacob Reece-Mogg attacks the Teletubbies for cultural marxism.

Elessar · 26-30, M

@Burnley123 What about Santa? Always wearing red, pushing a globalist agenda, criminalizing carbon, giving presents for free. He checks out possibly every requirement for being a communist in Republicans' eyes

Burnley123 · 41-45, M

@Elessar He's sponsored by coca cola though so he gets a pass.

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