The Difference Between Biden Supporters and Trump Supporters
It was a nice, sunny day when a man decided to take his wife and two teenage sons out for a hot air balloon ride before they were to meet friends at a dinner party later.
But a sudden breeze blew them further out over the lake than he anticipated. After an hour of arguing and telling his wife he was going to sue the balloon company as well as his cell phone company because he couldn't get service to call for help, he finally admitted to his wife he was lost.
The sharp-eyed teenage boys however, ever alert, spotted a sail boat below and the man figured he'd better ask for help. So he lowered the altitude of the balloon. As they got closer to the boat it was revealed that on it were two hot young women, one with light brown hair, the other a redhead, in skimpy bikinis sunning themselves, much to the delight of the two teenage boys. The man shouted to them:
"Excuse me, can you help us? We promised some friends we would meet them an hour ago, but I don't know where we are."
One of the women on the boat, the redhead, wearing a barely-there string bikini, stood up and consulted her portable GPS.
After a few minutes she replied and shouted back, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 20 feet above ground elevation at 580 feet above sea level. You are at 41 degrees, 53.04 minutes north latitude and 87 degrees, 32.59 minutes west longitude."
His wife shouted at the bikini-clad woman in disgust, calling her a "slut." The man swore at the woman, too: "You must be a fucking Biden Democrat.
"I am," replied the redhead. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your fucking information and we're still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me at all. All you've done is wasted my time and it will take us longer to meet up with our friends because of you."
Her friend rolled over onto her back, revealing that she was topless.
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The two teenage boys' jaws dropped and they excitedly began taking pics with their cell phones that they would later share with their friends.
As she stood up, she smiled and shouted back at the man, "You must be a Trump supporter."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How the fuck did you know, you stupid bimbo bitch?"
"Well," said the topless woman, now proudly and unashamedly showing off her boobs that made the man's wife cringe with jealousy, "You don't know where the fuck you are -- or where the fuck you are going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how you're going to keep. And yet you expect us to solve your problem? You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met. But somehow, now it's our fucking fault."
But a sudden breeze blew them further out over the lake than he anticipated. After an hour of arguing and telling his wife he was going to sue the balloon company as well as his cell phone company because he couldn't get service to call for help, he finally admitted to his wife he was lost.
The sharp-eyed teenage boys however, ever alert, spotted a sail boat below and the man figured he'd better ask for help. So he lowered the altitude of the balloon. As they got closer to the boat it was revealed that on it were two hot young women, one with light brown hair, the other a redhead, in skimpy bikinis sunning themselves, much to the delight of the two teenage boys. The man shouted to them:
"Excuse me, can you help us? We promised some friends we would meet them an hour ago, but I don't know where we are."
One of the women on the boat, the redhead, wearing a barely-there string bikini, stood up and consulted her portable GPS.
After a few minutes she replied and shouted back, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 20 feet above ground elevation at 580 feet above sea level. You are at 41 degrees, 53.04 minutes north latitude and 87 degrees, 32.59 minutes west longitude."
His wife shouted at the bikini-clad woman in disgust, calling her a "slut." The man swore at the woman, too: "You must be a fucking Biden Democrat.
"I am," replied the redhead. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your fucking information and we're still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me at all. All you've done is wasted my time and it will take us longer to meet up with our friends because of you."
Her friend rolled over onto her back, revealing that she was topless.
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The two teenage boys' jaws dropped and they excitedly began taking pics with their cell phones that they would later share with their friends.
As she stood up, she smiled and shouted back at the man, "You must be a Trump supporter."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How the fuck did you know, you stupid bimbo bitch?"
"Well," said the topless woman, now proudly and unashamedly showing off her boobs that made the man's wife cringe with jealousy, "You don't know where the fuck you are -- or where the fuck you are going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how you're going to keep. And yet you expect us to solve your problem? You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met. But somehow, now it's our fucking fault."
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