Imagine a Scenario in Which Scientists Receive an Unambiguous Message from Extraterrestrials on a Distant Planet. Who Should Formulate Our Response?

Send up this clown.

Scientists. It was addressed to them.

a child

Other: Chances are they are unaware that we received the message and it would be best not to respond. Based on how things currently are on this blue marble there is little chance this would end well.

I will tell them to go fuck themselves in the most appropriate manner.

E.T.