Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Well, according to some Trumpets it was heading to help EAT shredded Arizona ballots from the 2020 election.

The poor fowl was then one of 165,000 allegedly murdered to keep the secret.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9591657/GOP-official-slams-claim-Arizona-ballots-eaten-chickens-killed-cover-up.html